Mankipbablid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair raccoon.

Mankipbablid created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mankipbablid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mankipbablid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Mankipbablid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mankipbablid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Mankipbablid loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.