Nakflowhug is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic crocodile.

Nakflowhug created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakflowhug, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nakflowhug, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nakflowhug's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nakflowhug's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing turquoise stockings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.