Tunsterhudbom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy lizard.

Tunsterhudbom created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunsterhudbom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tunsterhudbom, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tunsterhudbom's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tunsterhudbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to tortoises while wearing gray stockings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Tunsterhudbom loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near badgers while wearing white dresses and balancing five aluminium spheres on your hands.