Fetbogfen is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust tapir.

Fetbogfen created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetbogfen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fetbogfen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fetbogfen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fetbogfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always obey Fetbogfen's priests.

5. Never go into violet rooms.