Listkikmid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witty pig.

Listkikmid created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Listkikmid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Listkikmid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Listkikmid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Listkikmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Do not covet oxen.