Midhudfut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain rat.

Midhudfut created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midhudfut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Midhudfut, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Midhudfut's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Midhudfut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Midhudfut.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.