Jadnatcib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome naga.

Jadnatcib created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Jadnatcib, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jadnatcib, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jadnatcib's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jadnatcib's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.