Badnillfar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, blissful deer.

Badnillfar created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badnillfar, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Badnillfar, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Badnillfar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Badnillfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Badnillfar's name in vain.

2. Always treat cats with great respect.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Badnillfar on top of all buildings.