Mifsintarg is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, blissful zebra.

Mifsintarg created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifsintarg, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mifsintarg, he will manifest in front of you.

Mifsintarg's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mifsintarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Retreat if three shrews approach from the south.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near horses while wearing black shorts and balancing eight copper spheres on your face.

4. Never feed coconuts to geese while wearing yellow skirts.

5. Never think ill of sick great tits.