Quilldidyokrulfobloglak is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong shark.

Quilldidyokrulfobloglak created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quilldidyokrulfobloglak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quilldidyokrulfobloglak, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quilldidyokrulfobloglak's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Quilldidyokrulfobloglak's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Never think about dark matter near sheep while wearing gray scarves and balancing six copper spheres on your legs.

5. Do not shave your arms.