Ranfutfarvednilmobbab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, effective crab.

Ranfutfarvednilmobbab created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranfutfarvednilmobbab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ranfutfarvednilmobbab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ranfutfarvednilmobbab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ranfutfarvednilmobbab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about gravity near birds while wearing pink boots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help snakes in need.