Kanyogmot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able jackal.

Kanyogmot created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanyogmot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kanyogmot, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kanyogmot's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Kanyogmot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Put Kanyogmot first in all things.

5. Never eat bark.