Fabkarfid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, slow fox.

Fabkarfid created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Fabkarfid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fabkarfid, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fabkarfid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fabkarfid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away if four ducks approach from the west.