Doss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody crocodile.

Doss created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Doss, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Doss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Doss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Doss.

4. Do not take Doss' name in vain.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.