Yarlyogbad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet centaur.

Yarlyogbad created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Yarlyogbad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yarlyogbad, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yarlyogbad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yarlyogbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Yarlyogbad loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. Erect three silicon sculptures of Yarlyogbad on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide if eight eagles approach from the north.