Jandonhom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sage capybara.

Jandonhom created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jandonhom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jandonhom, he will send you a sign.

Jandonhom's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Jandonhom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple doves, for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Fast once a month.