Nanlopbom is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, stupid
bat.
Nanlopbom created a down quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nanlopbom, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Nanlopbom, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Nanlopbom's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Nanlopbom's Holy Commandments1. Hide if four tortoises approach from the east.
2. Do not wear yellow clothing.
3. Never write about spacetime.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.