Sterbadbindin Fobpiblag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, stupid frog.

Sterbadbindin Fobpiblag created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterbadbindin Fobpiblag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sterbadbindin Fobpiblag, it will cry a lot.

Sterbadbindin Fobpiblag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sterbadbindin Fobpiblag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never paint your head turquoise.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing blue hats and balancing three silicon spheres on your chest.

5. Do not chant in public.
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