Sterlenlarg Febsabfeb Nadflybissdap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, annoying scorpion.

Sterlenlarg Febsabfeb Nadflybissdap created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterlenlarg Febsabfeb Nadflybissdap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sterlenlarg Febsabfeb Nadflybissdap, it will turn you into a mole.

Sterlenlarg Febsabfeb Nadflybissdap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sterlenlarg Febsabfeb Nadflybissdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help otters.

4. You must pray to Sterlenlarg Febsabfeb Nadflybissdap nine times a day.

5. Always stare at clouds.