Hadnullpadbassbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable dolphin.

Hadnullpadbassbaf created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadnullpadbassbaf, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hadnullpadbassbaf, it will try to impress you with trees.

Hadnullpadbassbaf's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hadnullpadbassbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never run in the presence of birds.

5. Never eat bark.