Gofqueegbeg Citgubflig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless yak.

Gofqueegbeg Citgubflig created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofqueegbeg Citgubflig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gofqueegbeg Citgubflig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gofqueegbeg Citgubflig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gofqueegbeg Citgubflig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Gofqueegbeg Citgubflig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Never eat green fruit.