Carnurtlim is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil
badger.
Carnurtlim created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Carnurtlim, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Carnurtlim, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Carnurtlim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Carnurtlim's Holy Commandments1. You must love Carnurtlim.
2. Do not wear tin on your body.
3. Never talk about enzymes.
4. Never think about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing orange stockings and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.
5. Do not dye your hair green.