Hivanxin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart crocodile.

Hivanxin created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivanxin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivanxin, it will turn you into a rat.

Hivanxin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hivanxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Retreat if seven snails approach from the east.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.