Jopstipboss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered parrot.

Jopstipboss created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopstipboss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jopstipboss, it will have a low opinion of you.

Jopstipboss' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jopstipboss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about fire.