Cemtinhab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, moody fox.

Cemtinhab created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemtinhab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cemtinhab, she will not care at all.

Cemtinhab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cemtinhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Never think about amino acids.