Wotbutbess is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain alligator.

Wotbutbess created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotbutbess, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotbutbess, it will strike you with lightening.

Wotbutbess' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wotbutbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Retreat if seven turtles approach from the south.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near aardvarks while wearing pink corsets and balancing nine carbon spheres on your neck.

5. Do not stand on grass.