Popdossfatzenren is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, merciless
penguin.
Popdossfatzenren created energy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Popdossfatzenren, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Popdossfatzenren, she will throw large rocks at you.
Popdossfatzenren's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Popdossfatzenren's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat turnips.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never feed apples to horses while wearing blue coats.
4. Always help porpoises in need.
5. Never bounce in holy places.