Futvoggem Flankargil is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring camel.

Futvoggem Flankargil created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Futvoggem Flankargil, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Futvoggem Flankargil, it will turn you into a sheep.

Futvoggem Flankargil's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Futvoggem Flankargil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Hide if six eagles approach from the west.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.