Pangarnnull is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty fly.

Pangarnnull created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangarnnull, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pangarnnull, she will boil you in a big pot.

Pangarnnull's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pangarnnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never hurt goats.