Begsandcum is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, intelligent
jaguar.
Begsandcum created the Sun two years ago.
If you believe in
Begsandcum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Begsandcum, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Begsandcum's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Begsandcum's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.
3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Do not shave your neck.