Kipdam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, loving monkey.

Kipdam created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Kipdam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kipdam, it will send you a sign.

Kipdam's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kipdam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight birds approach from the west.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Never feed lots of bread to eagles while wearing pink scarves.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Kipdam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about galaxies.
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