Bumlogsat Febceb is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical
squirrel.
Bumlogsat Febceb created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bumlogsat Febceb, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Bumlogsat Febceb, it will strike you with lightening.
Bumlogsat Febceb's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Bumlogsat Febceb's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not make images of living things.