Kencapfud is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful horse.

Kencapfud created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Kencapfud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kencapfud, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kencapfud's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Kencapfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not take Kencapfud's name in vain.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Do not hurt voles.

5. Always help ducks in need.