Gambinceb Cabbabhasyattuntipcummit Mabzogkim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful mole.

Gambinceb Cabbabhasyattuntipcummit Mabzogkim created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Gambinceb Cabbabhasyattuntipcummit Mabzogkim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gambinceb Cabbabhasyattuntipcummit Mabzogkim, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gambinceb Cabbabhasyattuntipcummit Mabzogkim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gambinceb Cabbabhasyattuntipcummit Mabzogkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not covet oxen.