Gummegkad is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust
crab.
Gummegkad created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.
If you believe in
Gummegkad, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Gummegkad, he will manifest in front of you.
Gummegkad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Gummegkad's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Gummegkad in the centre of the settlement.
2. Run away from yellow ducks, for they are unholy.
3. Always look after injured geese.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never wear jumpers.