Gummegkad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust crab.

Gummegkad created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Gummegkad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gummegkad, he will manifest in front of you.

Gummegkad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gummegkad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Gummegkad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away from yellow ducks, for they are unholy.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear jumpers.