Naringbot is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered raven.

Naringbot created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naringbot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Naringbot, he will throw large rocks at you.

Naringbot's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Naringbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never hop in the presence of manatees.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide if six cats approach from the south.