Madragdim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing penguin.

Madragdim created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Madragdim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Madragdim, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Madragdim's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Madragdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Put Madragdim first in all things.
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