Bonkranloop is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, weak hydra.

Bonkranloop created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkranloop, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bonkranloop, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bonkranloop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bonkranloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.