Femlaghud Withommad Nurjinhig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, two-faced bird.

Femlaghud Withommad Nurjinhig created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femlaghud Withommad Nurjinhig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Femlaghud Withommad Nurjinhig, she will not invite you to parties.

Femlaghud Withommad Nurjinhig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Femlaghud Withommad Nurjinhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never feed strawberries to ducks while wearing green rings.