Rancimgom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful hare.

Rancimgom created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rancimgom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rancimgom, it will turn you into a puffin.

Rancimgom's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rancimgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest mauve.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.