Fudlimben is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient shrew.

Fudlimben created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fudlimben, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudlimben, it will think nothing of it.

Fudlimben's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fudlimben's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always obey Fudlimben's priests.

5. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the south.