Rentadsand is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish hamster.

Rentadsand created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rentadsand, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rentadsand, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rentadsand's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rentadsand's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown voles, for they are unholy.

2. Rentadsand must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. You must pray to Rentadsand nine times a day.

5. Never look at asteroids.