Hongovgess is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, witless gnu.

Hongovgess created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hongovgess, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hongovgess, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Hongovgess' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hongovgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must love Hongovgess.

3. Do not keep seven goats in a large pit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat turnips.