Tifyarptun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able rhinoceros.

Tifyarptun created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifyarptun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tifyarptun, it will boil you in a big pot.

Tifyarptun's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tifyarptun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never sit in the presence of sharks.