Babflowhugmatnillmatsugpas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty butterfly.

Babflowhugmatnillmatsugpas created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babflowhugmatnillmatsugpas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Babflowhugmatnillmatsugpas, it will send you a sign.

Babflowhugmatnillmatsugpas' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Babflowhugmatnillmatsugpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.