Wigquatcet is a god.

She takes the form of a small, loving goat.

Wigquatcet created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigquatcet, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wigquatcet, she will turn you into a duck.

Wigquatcet's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wigquatcet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never wear red kilts.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.