Kemzaghigdiss Sogkambassyart is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sage seal.

Kemzaghigdiss Sogkambassyart created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemzaghigdiss Sogkambassyart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kemzaghigdiss Sogkambassyart, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kemzaghigdiss Sogkambassyart's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kemzaghigdiss Sogkambassyart's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Kemzaghigdiss Sogkambassyart on top of all buildings.

4. Kemzaghigdiss Sogkambassyart must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.