Flyzakpibyog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable fly.

Flyzakpibyog created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyzakpibyog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flyzakpibyog, he will laugh at you.

Flyzakpibyog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Flyzakpibyog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Put Flyzakpibyog first in all things.

5. Never think about asteroids.