Zodtagdan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome dove.

Zodtagdan created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Zodtagdan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zodtagdan, it will turn you into a goat.

Zodtagdan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zodtagdan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Zodtagdan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.