Bossxemneg is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, happy dragon.

Bossxemneg created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossxemneg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bossxemneg, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bossxemneg's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bossxemneg's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Bossxemneg loves moths, so they must be respected.
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